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AndrΓ© 3000 recently shared with GQ that his highly anticipated solo debut wouldn’t fit the traditional hip-hop mold. At 48, he expressed discomfort rapping about subjects common in the genre.

However, 2 Chainz and Lil Wayne, in their latest collaborative effort, Welcome 2 Collegrove, don’t seem to share that concern. In one instance, on β€œCan’t Believe You,” Wayne humorously remarks, β€œI’m too grown to be a Chuck E.

Cheese fan.” While contextually about taking a stance against snitching β€œrats,” it also inadvertently showcases a moment of unintentional self-awareness.

A notable example is the track β€œTransparency,” a repurposing of a previously leaked Chris Brown song. Supposedly a somewhat serious song about integrity, the two rappers take the titular concept literally, making jokes about see-through garments.

However, this isn’t the most significant issue with Welcome 2 Collegrove. While it can be fun in bits, and some of its most juvenile tracks (β€œP.P.A.” and β€œCrΠ°zy Thick”) stand out, the album’s main problem is common to many sequels: it attempts to be bigger and better but ends up feeling lumbering and belabored.

Welcome 2 Collegrove tries to be a sprawling concept albumβ€”a Southern fable divided into five suites or β€œscenes,” with each introductory interlude narrated by 50 Cent for some unclear reason.

The loosely defined narrative follows Tunechi (Wayne) and Toni (Chainz), two Τ€rug kingpins distracted by wΠΎmen who must reclaim the fictional neighborhood of Collegrove from a young, up-and-coming, fentanyl-dealing coalition.

Wayne and Chainz don’t seem invested in this narrative, executing it lazily. The album is filled with half-baked songs like β€œPresha,” which tentatively conflates skirt chasing and Τ€rug cooking, and β€œMilliΠΎns from Now,” where the rappers dismissively scoff about a woman’s lack of memorability, contributing little to the story.

On paper, Wayne and Chainz are a classic yin and yang matchup: Wayne as the off-kilter impressionist and Chainz as the square-shouldered realist. This dynamic is showcased in β€œG6,” the album’s first track, an ecstatic height unfortunately unmatched in the ensuing 19 tracks. While the contrast between the two sections is striking, there’s no real interplay or a sense that the rappers are in conversation. Wayne often outshines Chainz in delivery, as seen in β€œBars,” where Chainz’s sluggish address is revived by Wayne’s hysterical energy, a move repeated in tracks like β€œCan’t Believe You” and β€œCrown Snatcher.”