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Andrรฉ 3000 recently shared with GQ that his highly anticipated solo debut wouldnโ€™t fit the traditional hip-hop mold. At 48, he expressed discomfort rapping about subjects common in the genre.

However, 2 Chainz and Lil Wayne, in their latest collaborative effort, Welcome 2 Collegrove, donโ€™t seem to share that concern. In one instance, on โ€œCanโ€™t Believe You,โ€ Wayne humorously remarks, โ€œIโ€™m too grown to be a Chuck E.

Cheese fan.โ€ While contextually about taking a stance against snitching โ€œrats,โ€ it also inadvertently showcases a moment of unintentional self-awareness.

A notable example is the track โ€œTransparency,โ€ a repurposing of a previously leaked Chris Brown song. Supposedly a somewhat serious song about integrity, the two rappers take the titular concept literally, making jokes about see-through garments.

However, this isnโ€™t the most significant issue with Welcome 2 Collegrove. While it can be fun in bits, and some of its most juvenile tracks (โ€œP.P.A.โ€ and โ€œCrะฐzy Thickโ€) stand out, the albumโ€™s main problem is common to many sequels: it attempts to be bigger and better but ends up feeling lumbering and belabored.

Welcome 2 Collegrove tries to be a sprawling concept albumโ€”a Southern fable divided into five suites or โ€œscenes,โ€ with each introductory interlude narrated by 50 Cent for some unclear reason.

The loosely defined narrative follows Tunechi (Wayne) and Toni (Chainz), two ิ€rug kingpins distracted by wะพmen who must reclaim the fictional neighborhood of Collegrove from a young, up-and-coming, fentanyl-dealing coalition.

Wayne and Chainz donโ€™t seem invested in this narrative, executing it lazily. The album is filled with half-baked songs like โ€œPresha,โ€ which tentatively conflates skirt chasing and ิ€rug cooking, and โ€œMilliะพns from Now,โ€ where the rappers dismissively scoff about a womanโ€™s lack of memorability, contributing little to the story.

On paper, Wayne and Chainz are a classic yin and yang matchup: Wayne as the off-kilter impressionist and Chainz as the square-shouldered realist. This dynamic is showcased in โ€œG6,โ€ the albumโ€™s first track, an ecstatic height unfortunately unmatched in the ensuing 19 tracks. While the contrast between the two sections is striking, thereโ€™s no real interplay or a sense that the rappers are in conversation. Wayne often outshines Chainz in delivery, as seen in โ€œBars,โ€ where Chainzโ€™s sluggish address is revived by Wayneโ€™s hysterical energy, a move repeated in tracks like โ€œCanโ€™t Believe Youโ€ and โ€œCrown Snatcher.โ€